Stephanie Newton Books

1. Coyotes. Anything that looks like a dog but isn’t, and eats livestock…shudder.
2. Mutant mosquitoes. I probably got that new disease out of Africa, the one that the enormous freaky striped mosquitoes carry. Any mosquito that can create a breeze as it flies by is too stinking big.
3. It’s too hot to exercise. [...]

If you’ve been reading my blog for any length of time, you know that I always have to have some kind of project going on. Whether it’s a new diet (admittedly those don’t usually last long) or cleaning out the closets (most recent and still ongoing), I’m a project gal. I don’t know why that [...]

I’ve been cleaning out closets in my house for the last two weeks.  I figure if I do one closet a week for the next six weeks I’ll be all organized.   But as I’m cleaning, I’m wondering how in the world these closets–and I consider the laundry room a closet–got so messy in the first [...]

Me: Bad things about having teenage daughters…They steal your lip gloss, use it all, then give it back.
13 yr old daughter: That’s not true! I never gave it back to you!